Paul: Lead Vox / Lead Gtr

...enjoys the trappings of the 'rock n' roll' lifestyle....whisked away by private helicopter to an exclusive retreat to spend 2 weeks relaxing with loads of women catering for my every need - 24/7!! - Paradise? or Intensive Care?? ....
6 months later and the 17 broken ribs and metal plates in the shoulders are starting to settle down and I'm rocking again .......just keep those magnets away...!!

Mark: Lead Gtr / BVox

He was summon'd from the gates of hell vowing never to return.......now we just need to find a way to send him back!!

...if you see this man at one of our gigs 'do not approach him'- he is likely to be arm'd and dangerous.....you have been warned!

Alan: Bass / BVox

Found a bass while rummaging through the bins round the back of our chip shop - lucky I say. All I found was a bag of tenners!

'I think the strings are greasier on a bass'. He mused thoughtfully.

Dave: Drums / BVox

What's not been said about this guy? Most things. Sat behind the drumkit accidentally, thinking it was a picnic hamper.

"I started whacking the chicken drumsticks on my head in frustration - and these guys offered me a job. Apparently it was more musical than the other guy!!!"

Glyn: Keyboards / Guitar

Rarely seen outside in the daylight, and hates garlic and all religeous artifacts after an unfortunate incident in a churchyard as a boy.... Prides himself on his ability to play keyboards and guitar at the same time without using his hands in the traditional sense. Steer well clear if he has just eaten, as you may live to regret the consequenses...!!